Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Cannibalism isn't Cool

Remember Zombie friends, sometimes humans can be hard to identify. That doesn't mean you should try to eat your fellow zombies.

In all situations be careful.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Delicious Little Zombie-fan

Imagine this: a delicious morsel just runs up to YOU (instead of away) and excitedly babbles something about "OM-BEEEE".

I'd nom all 30lbs of it. I'd nom it right up.

Monday, April 19, 2010

A Pinch of Salt and a Dash of Kardass

You know that we here at zombienom love our brains. Once in a while we just have to get the zombie equivalent of fast food and go for some delicious...well:

She may not be the brightest bulb, but she'll do in a pinch.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Our Mission

We hear it every day, "STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU ROTTING ABOMINATION FROM HELL!" or "NO! NO! NONONONOAGHHHHHHHhhhhhh...." or "DID YOU SEE THE WAY HIS HEAD EXPLODED WHEN I HIT IT WITH MY BASEBALL BAT? RIGHTEOUS!!!!" So many of our brothers have been senselessly shot in the head by humans. I feel that it's time that we got this off our chest: nobody has ever asked us zombies if we have feelings let alone cuisine preference, dietary restrictions, or a sweet tooth. Our mission here at ZombieNom is to help to correct that injustice, and maybe help the living to understand a little about our needs too.
In short, less of this:

And more this:

Friday, April 16, 2010

This is Not A Political Post

I've always been told that when talking to co-workers you should avoid talking about 1. Religion and 2. Politics. I feel that the same could be said for a food blog. You don't come here for either of those things.

Author Therealbs2002 from the Wikimedia
However, I would gnaw Sarah Palin's nose off her face. It looks delicious!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Zombie Hors d'œuvres

Having a Zombie party? You'll probably have a hungry horde on your hands. You should probably serve some hors d'œuvre to quell the moaning from your guests. What better than to serve children? I know of at least one reality show that I wouldn't miss:

In fact, have two, they're small.