We hear it every day, "STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU ROTTING ABOMINATION FROM HELL!" or "NO! NO! NONONONOAGHHHHHHHhhhhhh...." or "DID YOU SEE THE WAY HIS HEAD EXPLODED WHEN I HIT IT WITH MY BASEBALL BAT? RIGHTEOUS!!!!" So many of our brothers have been senselessly shot in the head by humans. I feel that it's time that we got this off our chest: nobody has ever asked us zombies if we have feelings let alone cuisine preference, dietary restrictions, or a sweet tooth. Our mission here at ZombieNom is to help to correct that injustice, and maybe help the living to understand a little about our needs too.
In short, less of this:
And more this:
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