Saturday, April 17, 2010

Our Mission

We hear it every day, "STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU ROTTING ABOMINATION FROM HELL!" or "NO! NO! NONONONOAGHHHHHHHhhhhhh...." or "DID YOU SEE THE WAY HIS HEAD EXPLODED WHEN I HIT IT WITH MY BASEBALL BAT? RIGHTEOUS!!!!" So many of our brothers have been senselessly shot in the head by humans. I feel that it's time that we got this off our chest: nobody has ever asked us zombies if we have feelings let alone cuisine preference, dietary restrictions, or a sweet tooth. Our mission here at ZombieNom is to help to correct that injustice, and maybe help the living to understand a little about our needs too.
In short, less of this:

And more this:

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