Delicious Little Zombie-fan

Imagine this: a delicious morsel just runs up to YOU (instead of away) and excitedly babbles something about "OM-BEEEE".



I'd nom all 30lbs of it. I'd nom it right up.

A Pinch of Salt and a Dash of Kardass

You know that we here at zombienom love our brains. Once in a while we just have to get the zombie equivalent of fast food and go for some delicious...well:


She may not be the brightest bulb, but she'll do in a pinch.

Our Mission

We hear it every day, "STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU ROTTING ABOMINATION FROM HELL!" or "NO! NO! NONONONOAGHHHHHHHhhhhhh...." or "DID YOU SEE THE WAY HIS HEAD EXPLODED WHEN I HIT IT WITH MY BASEBALL BAT? RIGHTEOUS!!!!" So many of our brothers have been senselessly shot in the head by humans. I feel that it's time that we got this off our chest: nobody has ever asked us zombies if we have feelings let alone cuisine preference, dietary restrictions, or a sweet tooth. Our mission here at ZombieNom is to help to correct that injustice, and maybe help the living to understand a little about our needs too.
In short, less of this:

And more this:

This is Not A Political Post

I've always been told that when talking to co-workers you should avoid talking about 1. Religion and 2. Politics. I feel that the same could be said for a food blog. You don't come here for either of those things.


However, I would gnaw Sarah Palin's nose off her face. It looks delicious!

Zombie Hors d'œuvres

Having a Zombie party? You'll probably have a hungry horde on your hands. You should probably serve some hors d'œuvre to quell the moaning from your guests. What better than to serve children? I know of at least one reality show that I wouldn't miss:


In fact, have two, they're small.

Breakfast - The Most Important Meal of the Day

Do you feel like a zombie when you wake up in the morning? It's possible that the solution to that feeling is your need to feed on flesh. What could be better suited than a high energy breakfast of an athlete's brain tissue? And for that purpose, who could be better than:


Gotta eat your Wheati...er, brains.

A Delicious Cranium

For our first post we wanted to present this delicious brain. Stephen Hawking is one of the most brilliant minds of our generation. Our zombie brethren would love to nom on that cranium.